841
00:41:38,215 --> 00:41:40,676
I'm utterly convinced
that it's a sign.
842
00:41:40,759 --> 00:41:43,220
The night that
I'm to meet my soul mate.
843
00:41:43,261 --> 00:41:44,846
- You had to ask him.
- I've gone as far
844
00:41:44,929 --> 00:41:46,264
as to procure lodgings
down the street
845
00:41:46,346 --> 00:41:48,223
at the Hotel Taboo.
846
00:41:49,683 --> 00:41:51,018
Kind of spicy.
847
00:41:51,058 --> 00:41:53,519
Wait.
848
00:41:53,644 --> 00:41:56,606
You received an unexplained date
as an e-mail?
849
00:41:56,688 --> 00:41:57,814
Yeah.
850
00:41:57,856 --> 00:42:00,525
Your next drink's on me.
851
00:42:00,649 --> 00:42:03,110
Oh, how very kind of you.
852
00:42:09,531 --> 00:42:11,617
♪♪
853
00:42:17,621 --> 00:42:20,040
♪♪
854
00:42:20,122 --> 00:42:21,457
Oh...
855
00:42:30,129 --> 00:42:33,174
I'd like to be the meat
in that fairy sandwich.
856
00:42:33,257 --> 00:42:36,886
So out of your league
in so many ways.
857
00:42:39,303 --> 00:42:42,681
♪ I need two girls ♪
858
00:42:42,722 --> 00:42:44,724
♪ If I can't have you ♪
859
00:42:44,807 --> 00:42:46,726
Holy lesbo.
860
00:42:46,808 --> 00:42:48,644
Is that Bambi and Thumper?
861
00:42:48,727 --> 00:42:50,270
♪ I need two girls ♪
862
00:42:50,353 --> 00:42:52,521
♪ If I can't have you ♪
863
00:42:52,563 --> 00:42:54,607
All right, Trix, they're all yours.
864
00:42:54,689 --> 00:42:55,607
I'm out.
865
00:42:55,815 --> 00:42:57,234
Where's he-
866
00:42:57,317 --> 00:42:58,860
What league are we
talking about here?
867
00:42:58,943 --> 00:43:01,654
You don't know Bambi Kidd
and Thumper Wint?
868
00:43:01,737 --> 00:43:03,530
The Euro-Prague rock superstar
869
00:43:03,571 --> 00:43:05,490
and the British astronaut?
870
00:43:05,573 --> 00:43:07,659
Rod! The Blog!
871
00:43:07,741 --> 00:43:09,201
The reality show.
872
00:43:09,284 --> 00:43:11,954
The daily streaming video.
873
00:43:12,036 --> 00:43:14,830
They are the Beyond-Ultimate
Lesbian Power Couple.
874
00:43:14,913 --> 00:43:16,539
They go from town to town,
875
00:43:16,623 --> 00:43:19,251
mm, raising awareness
on important issues
876
00:43:19,333 --> 00:43:21,168
by empowering young women...
877
00:43:21,252 --> 00:43:23,003
and then seducing them.
878
00:43:23,086 --> 00:43:24,712
I'm hoping for an autograph.
879
00:43:26,505 --> 00:43:28,799
Or a three-way.
880
00:43:28,882 --> 00:43:30,842
Oh, back off,
they're looking over here.
881
00:43:30,925 --> 00:43:35,054
My friends,
it's not about buying them flowers.
882
00:43:35,136 --> 00:43:38,515
It's not about pretending
to ignore them.
883
00:43:38,597 --> 00:43:41,892
It's all about just knowing.
884
00:43:41,976 --> 00:43:45,271
I know, easy for me to say.
885
00:43:46,436 --> 00:43:49,481
Bambi and Thumper, was it?
886
00:43:51,649 --> 00:43:54,360
Bambi and Thumper.
887
00:43:54,442 --> 00:43:57,737
W- Why are they staring at you?
888
00:43:57,821 --> 00:43:59,030
Oh, you've got to be kidding.
889
00:43:59,113 --> 00:44:01,073
Don't tell me one of them
is on that fucking list.
890
00:44:01,156 --> 00:44:05,828
- That list of fucking-
- No, one of them is not on the list.
891
00:44:12,290 --> 00:44:15,418
But you see, even before the list,
892
00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:17,878
I always knew just knowing
893
00:44:17,961 --> 00:44:21,673
beats any gift, tactic,
or opening line,
894
00:44:21,755 --> 00:44:23,883
no matter what
the sexual orientation.
895
00:44:23,965 --> 00:44:27,468
♪ If I can't have you ♪
896
00:44:28,969 --> 00:44:30,804
♪ One that I can love ♪
897
00:44:30,887 --> 00:44:32,763
♪ To have and to hold ♪
898
00:44:32,847 --> 00:44:33,806
♪ One for at the club ♪
899
00:44:33,890 --> 00:44:36,726
Wish me luck.
900
00:44:36,808 --> 00:44:39,978
I may be coming in late tomorrow.
901
00:44:40,060 --> 00:44:41,061
Rod?
902
00:44:49,151 --> 00:44:51,528
Hey, Rod! Hey!
903
00:44:51,611 --> 00:44:53,779
Hey, I found her!
904
00:44:53,863 --> 00:44:55,114
She's the one!
905
00:44:55,197 --> 00:44:57,199
Can you-What a night!
906
00:44:59,700 --> 00:45:02,077
What a night, indeed.
907
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:05,538
Hey, have you thought any more
about my offer, my love?
908
00:45:05,622 --> 00:45:07,790
I mean, yours are nice,
don't get me wrong.
909
00:45:07,873 --> 00:45:09,583
Really, really nice,
910
00:45:09,666 --> 00:45:12,085
but is there really
such a thing as too big?
911
00:45:12,168 --> 00:45:16,172
- Let's just enjoy this moment.
- All right.
912
00:45:16,254 --> 00:45:18,381
Just, you know, with my position
at the company,
913
00:45:18,464 --> 00:45:20,966
I get a 40% discount on
whatever kind of implant you want.
914
00:45:21,050 --> 00:45:21,967
Hey, Bob.
915
00:45:22,050 --> 00:45:24,594
Seriously, enjoy the moment.
916
00:45:24,677 --> 00:45:26,512
Okay. You win.
917
00:45:28,388 --> 00:45:31,975
"My wounds are deeper
than your desires."
918
00:45:32,058 --> 00:45:36,020
"My wounds are deeper
than your desires."
919
00:45:36,102 --> 00:45:40,065
"My wounds are deeper
than your desires."
920
00:45:40,147 --> 00:45:43,943
"My wounds are deeper
than your desires."
921
00:45:45,193 --> 00:45:46,110
Drink?
922
00:45:48,195 --> 00:45:50,155
Don't mind if I do.
923
00:45:53,908 --> 00:45:56,953
Is the gentleman surprised
that he's here?
924
00:45:57,035 --> 00:45:58,245
No, the gentleman is not.
925
00:45:58,327 --> 00:46:00,704
Oh! Did you hear that,
Miss Kidd?
926
00:46:00,788 --> 00:46:02,665
He's very cocky.
927
00:46:02,747 --> 00:46:05,625
Accent on the cock, Miss Wint.
928
00:46:09,378 --> 00:46:10,963
Boy, my assistant
is gonna kill me-
929
00:46:11,045 --> 00:46:13,881
That is so sweet.
He is trying to talk to us.
930
00:46:13,965 --> 00:46:18,511
Man-guy, just sign the confidentiality
agreement on the table.
931
00:46:18,592 --> 00:46:19,510
Now.
932
00:46:19,593 --> 00:46:22,513
The kind sir does understand
933
00:46:22,595 --> 00:46:25,223
a vegan doesn't tell her friends
934
00:46:25,306 --> 00:46:28,268
that she just wolfed down
a greasy cheeseburger.
935
00:46:30,977 --> 00:46:34,188
Yes, the kind sir
understands... kind of.
936
00:46:35,355 --> 00:46:36,898
Bottoms up.
937
00:47:26,059 --> 00:47:27,686
Whoa!
938
00:47:27,769 --> 00:47:31,023
Looks like everyone's having
a good time tonight, huh?
939
00:47:31,105 --> 00:47:32,607
So what do you say
about round two?
940
00:47:32,690 --> 00:47:34,066
I may need a little
in about 30 minutes.
941
00:47:34,149 --> 00:47:36,151
And I'd like you to meet
my family, if that's okay.
942
00:47:36,234 --> 00:47:38,111
I was thinking, I'm from, uh-
943
00:47:40,696 --> 00:47:42,615
Oh, my God!
Is that paint?
944
00:47:42,697 --> 00:47:44,240
Does that come off?
945
00:47:44,324 --> 00:47:45,450
Wh-why would you do that?
946
00:47:45,533 --> 00:47:46,993
I put this room
on my credit card.
947
00:47:47,075 --> 00:47:49,119
What are you trying to do,
imitate that disturbed woman
948
00:47:49,203 --> 00:47:50,412
who's going around...
949
00:47:52,205 --> 00:47:53,122
Oh, dear.
950
00:47:54,831 --> 00:47:56,875
What can I say, Bob?
951
00:47:56,958 --> 00:48:00,086
Some dreams are
too true to be good.
952
00:48:00,169 --> 00:48:02,963
Well, I must say,
you're being a real cun-
953
00:48:03,046 --> 00:48:04,923
uh-I didn't say it-
954
00:48:05,006 --> 00:48:07,383
cunning woman, you are.
955
00:48:07,466 --> 00:48:09,718
That's what I was-
I was g-help?
956
00:48:09,801 --> 00:48:11,803
Ow! I was faking it!
957
00:48:11,886 --> 00:48:13,679
Don't tell me you
were faking it, Miss Kidd.
958
00:48:13,763 --> 00:48:16,098
I know when you're faking it,
and you did that thing with your toes!
959
00:48:16,181 --> 00:48:19,434
- No...
- Bambi, Thumper, please, don't fight.
960
00:48:19,517 --> 00:48:21,277
You said you wouldn't
get jealous, Miss Wint!