- Back in the days when I went to school (read: oldskool ) we had obliged study hours at the end of every day. That means when lessons are finished everyone goes a very big room and studies for 1h30 minutes... These times were often quite annoying as they were extremely boring to some people. Luckily sometimes there happened some things that spiced things up a bit.
On wednesdays there is a local market near and one student had the brightest idea to go buy a bird, yes, a bird... none of the others had a clue when he released the bird in the big room during study time. So the bird went flying back and forth in the huge room, sometimes sitting on ceiling bars etc... The supervisor just reacted by keep it quiet, etc... Of course half of the people already noticed and started looking to the bird instead of studying... Things became really hilarious when the poor animal started doing his nasty business on our books
"Sir! a bird just pooped on my book!"