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Hey!
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Hi!
How are you?
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Welcome to Bring Your Daughter To Work
Day here at STARK Pharmaceutical.
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[Man] Very nice.
Home movies and family photos.
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That's... nice.
It's novel.
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Pat, this is just a first cut,
of course. It's...
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I was wondering how next month's
Good Chemistry video is coming along.
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- I can have it by Thursday.
- Page wants a look by Wednesday.
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- Gee, Wednesday would be...
- Perfect! Gotta run!
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This might be a good time to talk
about that promotion of mine.
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Or those
basketball tickets?
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All right.
We'll do it some other time.
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Okay, then.
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No.
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Hey, let me give you a hand.
Just hand me your staple gun.
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- The... what?
- The staple gun.
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- It's right behind you.
- Oh! Staple gun.
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Thank you.
You are really saving me here.
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You're welcome. I love this whole
"Choose Happiness" thing.
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Yeah. It's based on the
classic philosophical concept...
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that happiness is a choice,
not a condition.
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Maybe they're getting it
on a subliminal level.
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It's Joe, isn't it?
Joe... Scheffer.
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- Yeah.
- Meg Harper.
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You did that great video
for my department last summer.
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I know...
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[Laughs]
It actually, um... It made me cry.
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Why?
'Cause it was so...
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[Clattering]
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- Bad?
- Not at all. Because it was so good!
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Thanks.
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- How have you been, Joe?
- I got a divorce, actually.
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Oh. Oh!
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- I'm so sorry.
- No, no. That's okay.
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- You all right?
- Yeah. You know, it's weird.
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No, but I'm doin' great.
I stay busy.
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During the week, it's all about
my daughter Natalie. She's 12.
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On the weekends, schedule's totally
whacked. I work out all the time.
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- Me too!
- I got concerts, plays.
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I hike now.
Got some Vibram sole boots.
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I do a little trekkin'.
I travel extensively.
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- Sounds like you win.
- I dance! Yeah.
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Not professionally, mind you, but
I do go to clubs with other... others.
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Geez, Joe, get off your ass
and do something!
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- I'm thinking about
getting a pilot's license.
- I was kidding.
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- Oh! [Laughs]
- [Laughing]
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I'm not gonna take lessons.
Not gonna fly. I was joking too.
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Hey, I should buy you
an almond-spiced latte.
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It's the least I can do
for helping me with this...
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this whole...
with the banner.
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I got this work to do.
I should just finish my lunch.
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I understand completely.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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[TV Announcer] Volomin,
from STARK Pharmaceuticals.
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Making you better
than you really are.
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Possible side effects may include
depression, general discomfort,
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headaches, blurred or distorted
vision, loss of balance,
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dry mouth, numbness,
periodontal disease, lockjaw,
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tremors, heart palpitations,
varicose veins,
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liver damage, kidney failure, loss
of taste, loss of smell, loss of sight,
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early Alzheimer's,
cardiac arrest,
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and in extremely
rare cases... death.
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Volomin. Making you better
than you really are.
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[Natalie]
Daddy!
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Hey, Nat!
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Hi, Dad!
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- Yea!
- Oh! Mmm.
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Did you have fun?
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Weekend from hell.
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They took me to another
silly-ass hippie restaurant.
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- With the most absurd
one-man play ever produced.
- "Silly-ass"?
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- Dad!
- Just find an alternative.
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Geez.
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Everything on the menu
was made with curd.
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Curd this, curd that.
I ordered a hamburger,
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and I got a ten-minute lecture
on animal rights from the waitress.
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And the guy in the play
was half naked.
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- What? Which half?
- Dad!
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Did you get the T'wolves tickets?
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No, I didn't this time. The list
for company tickets is real long.
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- You know, I'm gonna get a promotion...
- Dad!
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The best view
is on TV anyway.
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- [Man Doing Voice Exercises]
- Rick's here.
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Mah, mah, mah, hah-mah.
Hah-mah, may, mee, mo, moo.
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Hey! There he is.
Hah-mah.
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You become a farmer?
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No, Joe, I'm an actor
dressed as a farmer for an audition.
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- Sorry.
- Come on, Nat, let's go.
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Hah, yah, yah, yah.
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- Hey, Joe.
- Hi, Callie.
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We had a great weekend.
Did she tell you about the play?
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Yeah.
The actors were naked.
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- So were the ushers.
- They were not!
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Callie, Beauty and the Beast is in town.
What's the matter with that?
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We're just trying to expose
Natalie to serious theater.
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- Bye, sweetie. Here's for lunch today.
- [Rick] Ooh-ahh.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Oops.
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[Rick]
I love your hair down. So sexy.
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- Stop. Really?
- So soft.
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We should probably get going.
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- Come on, Dad.
- Bye, Joe.
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- Bye.
- See you next weekend, sweetie.
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We're gonna see an authentic
Indonesian dance troupe.
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It's a dream come true, Mom.
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Dad.
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Why do I have to spend
weekends with them?
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Can't we just drive by
every Saturday and wave?
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Your mom's a little eccentric.
Think of her as an exotic flower.
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- And that made you what? Dirt?
- Nat, she's your mom.
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[Natalie] Let's get started on this
"Take Your Daughter to Work” thing.
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I'm supposed to interview you,
and then write a report for school.
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All right, let her rip.
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Okay. Ah...
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Did you always know you wanted to be
a video communications specialist?
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Actually, at first
I wanted to be Batman.
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But he had no powers.
And Aquaman... I don't like water.
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So Spider-Man...
That's what I always wanted to be.
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- Dad, this is supposed to be serious.
- I really don't know what to say.
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I have a really great job.
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But to be honest, it's not the job
I've always dreamt about having.
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- I thought you wanted to be a writer.
- You're the writer, okay?
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I've read your play ten times. It's
amazing! How come you only wrote one?
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Writing was a dream I had
when I was a kid. And then I grew up.
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But dreams are important
to hold on to! Come on!
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You're gonna be a great writer.
You have that special spark.
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I know that, but that spark is gonna
go out unless you write. Now write this.
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- [Horn Honking]
- Hey, watch it, ass... guy.
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Nice save.
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- [Joe] You all right?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
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- What's his hurry?
- He's just a lunatic.
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