731
01:00:45,008 --> 01:00:47,533
- Bushmill's and a Coke.
- Thank you, Irving.
732
01:00:47,610 --> 01:00:51,011
TransWorld Airlines for...
733
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:54,243
Listen, old buddy.
You better lay off of Santoro.
734
01:00:54,584 --> 01:00:57,747
You're gonna be back playing grab-ass
with $5 hookers again.
735
01:00:57,820 --> 01:00:59,310
Fuck Santoro.
736
01:01:00,790 --> 01:01:02,257
He's got all the buttons.
737
01:01:02,325 --> 01:01:05,453
I don't give a shit if he's a five-star general.
738
01:01:18,908 --> 01:01:21,604
- Did you see the ass on that?
- I saw it.
739
01:01:22,478 --> 01:01:25,038
- Think it's real?
- Yeah, what do you think it is?
740
01:01:25,114 --> 01:01:27,309
Can't be sure any more.
They make new asses.
741
01:01:27,383 --> 01:01:28,782
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
742
01:01:29,318 --> 01:01:31,479
I read about it in Time Magazine.
743
01:01:31,554 --> 01:01:33,954
There's a surgeon over in Geneva.
744
01:01:34,290 --> 01:01:36,884
Yeah. Takes sagging asses
and makes new ones.
745
01:01:36,959 --> 01:01:39,257
- Nothing wrong with that.
- Yeah.
746
01:01:40,029 --> 01:01:42,862
No wonder that country never went to war.
747
01:01:43,766 --> 01:01:47,896
Wonderful place.
Survives on hot money, chocolate...
748
01:01:48,871 --> 01:01:50,429
and rebuilt keisters.
749
01:01:50,506 --> 01:01:55,273
Attention please, Pan American
announces its flight 516...
750
01:01:55,645 --> 01:01:57,738
- from Panama City...
- That's us.
751
01:01:57,814 --> 01:02:00,009
- I got to pee.
- I'm gonna have another drink.
752
01:02:00,083 --> 01:02:02,415
That guy will be in Customs
for another half an hour.
753
01:02:02,485 --> 01:02:04,180
- All right.
- Irving, another one.
754
01:02:04,253 --> 01:02:05,413
Okay.
755
01:02:06,456 --> 01:02:07,855
- Phil.
- Yeah?
756
01:02:09,425 --> 01:02:12,258
I was up all last night thinking about it.
757
01:02:12,829 --> 01:02:15,525
As a favor to me, will you see Sellers?
758
01:02:16,265 --> 01:02:20,429
- What the hell am I gonna talk to Sellers...
- You know, the questions.
759
01:02:20,503 --> 01:02:24,735
Yeah. "Did you knock off
the daughter of a war-wounded nobody?"
760
01:02:24,807 --> 01:02:26,240
How's that for starters?
761
01:02:26,309 --> 01:02:28,402
I changed my mind.
I think I'll have that drink.
762
01:02:28,478 --> 01:02:30,378
Irving, a Bushmill's for me, please.
763
01:02:30,446 --> 01:02:32,175
- Coming up.
- Go pee.
764
01:02:34,484 --> 01:02:38,887
... there's a call for you.
Please pick up the white telephone, Line 3.
765
01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:59,834
How about that? Ain't that something?
766
01:03:01,577 --> 01:03:03,204
That's something.
767
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:06,280
Hey, Phil. You know I've been thinking.
768
01:03:06,382 --> 01:03:08,441
Do you think it's really...
769
01:03:09,285 --> 01:03:10,547
sideways?
770
01:03:12,955 --> 01:03:14,513
God, I hope so.
771
01:04:06,576 --> 01:04:09,977
And there she goes!
Little Linda! A loaded pistol.
772
01:04:10,046 --> 01:04:12,674
Let's give the little lady a big hand.
773
01:04:17,220 --> 01:04:19,848
That's about it.
That wraps it up for the Scanty Clad.
774
01:04:19,922 --> 01:04:23,756
Be back in about 20 minutes.
New show, new faces. You'll have to see it.
775
01:04:24,594 --> 01:04:27,085
- That's the same birthmark.
- It's Mr. Richards!
776
01:04:27,163 --> 01:04:29,529
The sooner I get out of here, the better.
777
01:04:29,599 --> 01:04:32,432
- Anything happen, Charley?
- The man called.
778
01:04:34,904 --> 01:04:38,271
I've got to know something.
You might be my son.
779
01:04:38,407 --> 01:04:40,136
You might be loco.
780
01:04:40,710 --> 01:04:42,234
Loco. Why?
781
01:04:43,412 --> 01:04:45,141
It's Herbie Dalitz.
782
01:04:46,782 --> 01:04:49,717
Please tell Mr. Sellers I returned his call.
783
01:04:52,255 --> 01:04:56,624
- You gonna need me later?
- I don't know, I couldn't get the man.
784
01:04:57,326 --> 01:04:58,554
I was counting on it.
785
01:04:58,628 --> 01:05:00,562
Look, sweetheart,
you stick close to a phone.
786
01:05:00,630 --> 01:05:03,724
If there's some kind of a party, I'll buzz you.
787
01:05:04,100 --> 01:05:05,567
What about you, Herbie?
788
01:05:05,635 --> 01:05:08,866
I'm still working, baby.
I got another show in 20 minutes.
789
01:05:08,938 --> 01:05:12,305
As far as I know,
I've never been in Texas before in my life.
790
01:05:16,913 --> 01:05:18,540
You clean up.
791
01:05:18,614 --> 01:05:20,343
Have Branson bring you up to the house.
792
01:06:52,675 --> 01:06:55,769
- I do miss Paris.
- All those old love affairs?
793
01:06:56,412 --> 01:06:58,039
No. For the food.
794
01:06:58,647 --> 01:07:01,514
There isn't one civilized place
for the food here.
795
01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:03,747
Christ, you're such a snob.
796
01:07:05,121 --> 01:07:09,319
I hear that McDonald's is opening up
a store on the Champs ةlysées.
797
01:07:10,426 --> 01:07:14,692
Never. Paris stands like a fortress
against the hamburger.
798
01:07:16,532 --> 01:07:19,000
That's what they said about Coca-Cola.
799
01:07:19,068 --> 01:07:21,559
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
800
01:07:22,972 --> 01:07:24,132
Bingo!
801
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,059
Why did you bring me here?
802
01:07:56,172 --> 01:07:57,696
I like it here.
803
01:07:59,975 --> 01:08:01,966
I like to get drunk here.
804
01:08:03,579 --> 01:08:05,877
What are you trying to tell me?
805
01:08:09,618 --> 01:08:11,483
That I care about you.
806
01:08:14,457 --> 01:08:17,449
But I'm... Oh, shit!
807
01:08:20,696 --> 01:08:24,132
I'm starting to draw dirty pictures
about what you do.
808
01:08:35,511 --> 01:08:37,274
I'm not that tough.
809
01:08:40,382 --> 01:08:43,943
I have no right to draw pictures
around our relationship.
810
01:08:45,020 --> 01:08:46,783
But it's happening.
811
01:08:48,924 --> 01:08:51,449
I'm falling off of the arrangement.
812
01:08:56,398 --> 01:09:00,095
But you understand
that this is your problem, not mine?
813
01:09:07,409 --> 01:09:11,539
You are the only man that ever brought
compassion into bed with me.
814
01:09:14,884 --> 01:09:18,615
I never felt that from any man.
And I love you for that.
815
01:09:20,823 --> 01:09:22,347
Is that enough?
816
01:09:25,528 --> 01:09:26,586
No.
817
01:09:28,497 --> 01:09:29,987
No, it's not.
818
01:09:31,467 --> 01:09:33,435
My father loved me, too.
819
01:09:34,103 --> 01:09:37,800
But he was just like you.
He was obsessed with being right.
820
01:09:39,108 --> 01:09:41,599
And he got killed for that. Blown up.
821
01:09:43,979 --> 01:09:47,244
Placing plastique in a car
on the Avenue Montaigne.
822
01:09:51,287 --> 01:09:53,414
And then I was really alone.
823
01:09:55,524 --> 01:09:57,424
I've always been alone.
824
01:10:01,830 --> 01:10:05,732
Take care of me, Phil.
Take care and I'll stop doing what I do.
825
01:10:09,171 --> 01:10:10,433
I can't.
826
01:10:13,809 --> 01:10:15,436
I can't, not yet.
827
01:10:23,986 --> 01:10:27,149
Then leave things as they are. Just love me.
828
01:10:30,559 --> 01:10:32,117
I don't know how to do that.
829
01:10:34,096 --> 01:10:37,429
I don't know how to do that.
I wish to Christ I did.
830
01:10:46,375 --> 01:10:47,706
I must go.
831
01:10:49,478 --> 01:10:50,638
Where?
832
01:10:52,615 --> 01:10:54,640
- I just have to go.
- Where?