961
00:48:23,102 --> 00:48:24,938
Okay. Maybe fight
a little more.
962
00:48:25,021 --> 00:48:28,024
This is not about sex!
This is about intimacy!
963
00:48:28,106 --> 00:48:29,233
Real intimacy!
964
00:48:29,316 --> 00:48:30,556
That's it.
Turn the cameras off.
965
00:48:30,566 --> 00:48:32,151
Keep the camera rolling!
966
00:48:32,235 --> 00:48:34,070
Cameras? Rolling?
967
00:48:34,152 --> 00:48:36,988
Oh, no, no. No, this is crazy.
You can't film this!
968
00:48:37,072 --> 00:48:39,991
Well, you did know the confidentiality
agreement's really a release form.
969
00:48:40,074 --> 00:48:41,242
Haven't you seen our show?
970
00:48:41,325 --> 00:48:44,453
Don't you change
the subject, Star Whore.
971
00:48:50,122 --> 00:48:52,333
Help me, somebody!
It's her! She's here!
972
00:48:52,416 --> 00:48:54,085
I think they're kind of having
973
00:48:54,167 --> 00:48:56,586
some problems of
their own there, Bob.
974
00:48:56,670 --> 00:48:57,921
Please! Just tell me
what you want from me!
975
00:48:58,004 --> 00:48:59,798
Why don't you sleep on it, Bob?
976
00:49:00,714 --> 00:49:02,883
Take forever, if you have to.
977
00:49:02,966 --> 00:49:04,008
Don't. Please. Please.
978
00:49:04,092 --> 00:49:05,635
Please wait. Just wait. Wait.
979
00:49:05,718 --> 00:49:06,928
I- This is not fair.
980
00:49:07,010 --> 00:49:08,846
It's not like I hit you,
or roofied you,
981
00:49:08,929 --> 00:49:11,306
or openly exploited you in-
982
00:49:11,389 --> 00:49:13,683
Oh, this is the breast
implant thing? Okay.
983
00:49:13,766 --> 00:49:15,017
Look, I'm just
the company accountant.
984
00:49:15,100 --> 00:49:17,561
I keep the books! Please!
985
00:49:17,644 --> 00:49:20,522
All I need to know is, why?
I deserve a good reason-
986
00:49:20,604 --> 00:49:22,523
Why do men always
get to have reasons?
987
00:49:22,605 --> 00:49:25,900
Did you think women get to have
reasons when they get attacked?
988
00:49:25,984 --> 00:49:28,027
I want everyone on red alert here.
989
00:49:28,110 --> 00:49:31,321
Although you do bring up
a legitimate point.
990
00:49:31,404 --> 00:49:33,322
I mean, you're not
Master Bitchslap
991
00:49:33,406 --> 00:49:35,575
or the Parkside Peeper.
992
00:49:35,657 --> 00:49:38,076
Or even that captain
of the lacrosse team, who-
993
00:49:38,159 --> 00:49:39,326
Whoap!
994
00:49:42,328 --> 00:49:43,246
Bob?
995
00:49:43,329 --> 00:49:45,623
Oh... Bob.
996
00:49:47,583 --> 00:49:50,669
Aw, pilgrim.
997
00:49:52,628 --> 00:49:54,380
Guess it was just your time.
998
00:50:01,844 --> 00:50:03,971
Oh, yeah...
999
00:50:04,053 --> 00:50:05,722
What a night.
1000
00:50:16,104 --> 00:50:18,231
What time do you have to
be down at the new location?
1001
00:50:18,314 --> 00:50:20,357
Trixie?
1002
00:50:20,441 --> 00:50:22,359
Hey, I'm sorry about last night.
1003
00:50:22,442 --> 00:50:23,722
If it makes you feel any better,
1004
00:50:23,777 --> 00:50:26,321
it was the most
traumatic night of my-
1005
00:50:26,403 --> 00:50:28,155
Okay, well, it wasn't all bad, but...
1006
00:50:28,238 --> 00:50:30,879
I'm sorry. It's always been a fantasy
to be with two women at once.
1007
00:50:30,948 --> 00:50:34,577
You know, lesbians,
rock stars, astronauts.
1008
00:50:34,659 --> 00:50:35,786
Okay, maybe not astronauts.
1009
00:50:35,869 --> 00:50:38,455
But you know, sexy female
space travelers.
1010
00:50:38,537 --> 00:50:40,247
You're giving the finger
to the intercom box, aren't you?
1011
00:50:40,331 --> 00:50:42,625
I know. I know.
1012
00:50:42,707 --> 00:50:44,209
I lied about 'em
being on the list.
1013
00:50:44,292 --> 00:50:46,461
The list. Damn it!
1014
00:50:46,752 --> 00:50:48,504
Don't get me wrong,
a piece of paper that tells me
1015
00:50:48,587 --> 00:50:49,948
whether or not
I'm gonna get lucky,
1016
00:50:50,005 --> 00:50:51,965
you're not gonna say
anything bad about, but...
1017
00:50:52,048 --> 00:50:54,383
it's-it's like...
1018
00:50:54,466 --> 00:50:56,218
watching a tape
of a football game,
1019
00:50:56,301 --> 00:50:57,177
and you know your team wins.
1020
00:50:57,260 --> 00:50:58,804
It's not unenjoyable,
1021
00:50:58,886 --> 00:51:01,180
but can it really compare
to watching the game live,
1022
00:51:01,263 --> 00:51:02,807
and they're going for it
on the fourth down?
1023
00:51:02,889 --> 00:51:04,766
- And you don't know if-
- Sports metaphors...
1024
00:51:04,849 --> 00:51:06,309
aren't my thing.
1025
00:51:06,391 --> 00:51:08,185
But it sounds like you're going for
1026
00:51:08,268 --> 00:51:09,311
"The thrill of the pursuit
1027
00:51:09,394 --> 00:51:11,188
is more exciting than the conquest."
1028
00:51:11,270 --> 00:51:12,188
I can't help it!
1029
00:51:12,271 --> 00:51:13,356
I mean, I see the name,
1030
00:51:13,439 --> 00:51:15,274
I want to find her and meet her,
1031
00:51:15,357 --> 00:51:18,068
so I can cross her out,
and I can get to the next name.
1032
00:51:18,901 --> 00:51:20,694
I'm not in control
of my own destiny.
1033
00:51:20,778 --> 00:51:22,113
That may be true.
1034
00:51:22,195 --> 00:51:24,030
But you're not
supposed to know that!
1035
00:51:24,114 --> 00:51:27,617
You're meddling with
the primal forces of nature.
1036
00:51:27,699 --> 00:51:31,245
I mean, my God.
Am I on the list, too?
1037
00:51:31,327 --> 00:51:33,121
I mean-
1038
00:51:38,332 --> 00:51:39,875
Ah. Whew.
1039
00:51:41,293 --> 00:51:43,254
You got scared
there a little, didn't you?
1040
00:51:43,336 --> 00:51:45,463
- Oh, you were more scared.
- Yes.
1041
00:51:46,255 --> 00:51:48,048
Trixie?
1042
00:51:48,132 --> 00:51:49,852
What if I were meant
to be with these women,
1043
00:51:49,925 --> 00:51:51,218
no matter what?
1044
00:51:51,300 --> 00:51:53,761
What if you were meant
to bury the list,
1045
00:51:53,845 --> 00:51:55,972
and calm the heck down?
1046
00:51:56,054 --> 00:51:57,472
You know...
1047
00:51:57,556 --> 00:52:01,268
if we bury the list, guess what?
1048
00:52:01,350 --> 00:52:04,186
You were meant to bury the list.
1049
00:52:04,269 --> 00:52:05,562
Live your life.
1050
00:52:05,645 --> 00:52:08,898
Whatever happens, happens.
1051
00:52:11,315 --> 00:52:13,443
You know, it's a sheet
of paper, not a body.
1052
00:52:15,110 --> 00:52:16,778
Sheet of paper, not a body!
1053
00:52:19,447 --> 00:52:20,489
Yeah. It's time.
1054
00:52:22,449 --> 00:52:24,200
- Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
- Breathe.
1055
00:52:24,284 --> 00:52:25,368
Breathe, Roderick!
1056
00:52:25,452 --> 00:52:28,121
Yeah! Breathe!
1057
00:52:28,203 --> 00:52:30,330
Yes, I have deleted
all remnants of the list
1058
00:52:30,413 --> 00:52:31,956
on my hard drive.
1059
00:52:32,039 --> 00:52:34,720
But remember, oh weak one, we are
putting a tulip to mark this spot.
1060
00:52:34,791 --> 00:52:36,960
If you wuss out, we will dig it up.
1061
00:52:37,043 --> 00:52:38,587
- Wait. One more name?
- Oh, Rod!
1062
00:52:38,669 --> 00:52:40,337
Please?
1063
00:52:41,505 --> 00:52:43,466
Couple of letters
I'm gonna give ya.
1064
00:52:44,466 --> 00:52:45,383
Dr. Mir-
1065
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:48,594
Please, one more letter.
1066
00:52:48,677 --> 00:52:50,846
What's that gonna make?
One letter-no!
1067
00:52:52,889 --> 00:52:54,974
Don't grab it!
1068
00:52:55,056 --> 00:52:56,016
Mir-Mir-
1069
00:52:56,099 --> 00:52:57,142
- One more letter!
- That's it!
1070
00:52:57,225 --> 00:52:58,977
We're ready!
1071
00:53:01,353 --> 00:53:03,355
I'm starting to take
a liking to Trixie.
1072
00:53:03,438 --> 00:53:05,064
I think she's
a very good influence.
1073
00:53:05,148 --> 00:53:06,900
It's not gonna happen, Beta.
1074
00:53:06,982 --> 00:53:09,735
You can't bury
something that precious.
1075
00:53:12,111 --> 00:53:14,947
Death Nell took
her tenth victim last night.
1076
00:53:15,030 --> 00:53:16,281
- Hm?
- That double-digit rule.
1077
00:53:16,364 --> 00:53:18,909
When a serial killer
hits ten, we get called.
1078
00:53:18,991 --> 00:53:21,160
We-Like we don't have
enough on our plate?
1079
00:53:21,243 --> 00:53:22,870
I thought she only did comas!
1080
00:53:22,952 --> 00:53:24,704
Not last night.