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with its little rolls of fat,
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its chubby cheeks,
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its dimples...
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What did you ask me?
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Excuse me. Hakan?
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I'm Braulio,
this is Hugo.
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We've come about the room...
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Is true,
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It "slapped" my mind.
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One minute, I lose much liquid,
not even saliva left.
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Fun over,
we talk business.
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Room cost 200 euros.
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You pay day five.
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- You have dog?
- No.
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Hakan! I'm ovulating in two days,
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in full luteal phase and with
a perfect basal temperature.
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What's the only thing I need?
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Your sperm.
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Good morning.
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- And the boys?
- Rafa can take them.
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He'll be their roommate.
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Hakan!
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Come on!
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Roommates?
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What a blast!
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You got shampoo?
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YES.
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Fuck, you'll be
my best roommates ever.
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You'll feel at home.
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There are lots of Spaniards
in the building.
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If you'd seen it
during the World Cup final!
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It took me two weeks
to find out we'd won.
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Talking of Spaniards,
that's Andrés.
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He's been here longer
than the Brandenburg Gate.
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Andrés, look what
I've brought you!
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I said I don't want any dope.
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No, they're two Spanish pals
who've arrived.
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- Braulio and Hugo.
- Hello.
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Fuck...
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Between Germans going to Majorca
and Spaniards emigrating here,
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we should just swap
the countries' names.
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Well, emigrants...
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To be precise, I'd say we're more
like itinerant qualified workers.
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Really?
To be precise,
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I'd say you're more like
a couple of dickheads.
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No need to be rude.
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We're here out of necessity.
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Necessity?
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What do you know about necessity?
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I came here crammed in a train,
I lived crammed in a hut,
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I worked 12 hours a day
crammed in a factory.
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Do something like that,
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then you'll know about
emigrating out of necessity.
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Fucking spoiled brats!
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He's so fucking funny.
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What's with that guy?
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He's wrong about me.
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I need Germany as much as
Germany needs me.
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Two months, little prince!
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You won't last two months!
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What a comedian!
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Well, welcome to your new home.
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Your room is at the end,
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and in front is my sister's.
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Just one thing...
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Don't tell her anything
about my business, OK?
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You mean the pills?