1681
01:24:46,741 --> 01:24:48,200
I could live off 20 women.
1682
01:24:48,284 --> 01:24:50,870
Now, we can tell you
not to have sex,
1683
01:24:50,952 --> 01:24:53,830
but you have to go beyond that now.
1684
01:24:53,914 --> 01:24:57,792
You have to take your mind
to a whole other realm.
1685
01:24:57,875 --> 01:24:59,877
Read a book you've
always wanted to read.
1686
01:24:59,959 --> 01:25:02,086
I find model airplanes
can be an exacting
1687
01:25:02,169 --> 01:25:03,337
but ultimately rewarding-
1688
01:25:03,420 --> 01:25:04,463
Model airplanes are great,
1689
01:25:04,546 --> 01:25:05,881
but I got to go back
to the blow jobs.
1690
01:25:05,964 --> 01:25:08,800
Fred. Not constructive.
1691
01:25:08,883 --> 01:25:10,885
How do you feel about biking?
1692
01:25:12,469 --> 01:25:14,596
I can't believe these are
the kind of conversations
1693
01:25:14,678 --> 01:25:16,805
I've become a part of.
1694
01:25:16,889 --> 01:25:18,289
He's still in torment.
Give him one.
1695
01:25:18,348 --> 01:25:19,599
One what?
1696
01:25:19,682 --> 01:25:21,476
Ah, yes, yes.
1697
01:25:21,559 --> 01:25:24,062
Our aforementioned Oracle,
1698
01:25:24,144 --> 01:25:28,065
while rather erratic
in capturing criminals,
1699
01:25:28,147 --> 01:25:30,650
has come up with the answers
1700
01:25:30,732 --> 01:25:33,944
to some of our culture's
most significant mysteries.
1701
01:25:34,027 --> 01:25:36,196
And I think we can
give you one of them.
1702
01:25:36,278 --> 01:25:37,905
Any of the biggies?
1703
01:25:37,988 --> 01:25:41,492
Okay, uh, who killed
Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman?
1704
01:25:41,574 --> 01:25:43,054
- You're kidding.
- Yeah, I'm kidding.
1705
01:25:43,116 --> 01:25:44,243
Let me see.
Let me see.
1706
01:25:44,326 --> 01:25:46,161
How about who really shot JFK?
1707
01:25:46,244 --> 01:25:47,119
Oh, pick another one.
1708
01:25:47,870 --> 01:25:48,996
It takes, like, 20 minutes to print out.
1709
01:25:49,080 --> 01:25:50,081
Okay, life on other planets.
1710
01:25:50,163 --> 01:25:51,498
How many planets
in the universe have-
1711
01:25:51,581 --> 01:25:53,833
- Eleven.
- Eleven? That's it?
1712
01:25:53,917 --> 01:25:55,961
That's it. How many
more do you want?
1713
01:25:56,043 --> 01:25:57,920
Wait a sec.
Does God exist?
1714
01:25:58,003 --> 01:25:59,755
Cut it out. You only get one.
1715
01:25:59,837 --> 01:26:01,965
Please.
You guys are mean.
1716
01:26:02,048 --> 01:26:04,050
You don't want to be in L.A.
on July 4th weekend.
1717
01:26:04,132 --> 01:26:06,843
Beta, enough.
1718
01:26:12,097 --> 01:26:14,849
There are 20 human shields
between you and Miss de Raisx.
1719
01:26:14,932 --> 01:26:17,017
Be conservative.
1720
01:26:17,101 --> 01:26:20,813
Don't use up any of them
until we catch the villainess.
1721
01:26:22,604 --> 01:26:23,772
And remember...
1722
01:26:25,649 --> 01:26:28,026
a new realm of existence.
1723
01:26:28,109 --> 01:26:30,695
A new realm of existence.
1724
01:26:30,777 --> 01:26:33,863
No sex...
1725
01:26:33,947 --> 01:26:35,073
no death.
1726
01:26:36,073 --> 01:26:37,783
Good luck.
1727
01:26:37,866 --> 01:26:40,035
♪♪
1728
01:26:54,837 --> 01:26:58,007
♪ On my own again ♪
1729
01:26:58,090 --> 01:26:59,508
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1730
01:26:59,591 --> 01:27:02,510
♪ On my own again ♪
1731
01:27:02,593 --> 01:27:03,802
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1732
01:27:03,886 --> 01:27:06,889
♪ On the move again ♪
1733
01:27:22,941 --> 01:27:24,693
♪ I need to be ♪
1734
01:27:24,776 --> 01:27:27,279
♪ On my own again ♪
1735
01:27:27,361 --> 01:27:29,405
♪ I want to be ♪
1736
01:27:29,488 --> 01:27:31,574
♪ On my own again ♪
1737
01:27:31,656 --> 01:27:32,574
Yay!
1738
01:27:32,657 --> 01:27:33,825
Whoo!
1739
01:27:36,660 --> 01:27:38,787
"I never believed the wild and lascivious
1740
01:27:38,870 --> 01:27:42,457
letters in your magazine
were true until now."
1741
01:27:43,790 --> 01:27:45,918
"My best friend was cycling upstate
1742
01:27:46,001 --> 01:27:47,836
"when his bike hit a pothole,
1743
01:27:47,919 --> 01:27:49,837
"sending him head over heels.
1744
01:27:49,921 --> 01:27:52,340
"Lucky for my buddy,
a bus on its way
1745
01:27:52,422 --> 01:27:54,549
"up to an 'Up With Jesus'
jamboree, stopped,
1746
01:27:54,673 --> 01:27:57,927
"and the students of
a nondenominational Idaho Bible college
1747
01:27:58,010 --> 01:28:00,346
"lifted his dazed, bruised body
1748
01:28:00,428 --> 01:28:02,555
"and put it in the middle
of the aisle.
1749
01:28:02,638 --> 01:28:04,806
"He thought they were
going to help him.
1750
01:28:04,890 --> 01:28:07,768
"Instead, they helped themselves.
1751
01:28:07,850 --> 01:28:09,602
"Among the girls of the bus,
1752
01:28:09,685 --> 01:28:11,854
"there had been much talk
of the albatross
1753
01:28:11,937 --> 01:28:14,856
"of not having lost one's virginity.
1754
01:28:14,939 --> 01:28:16,398
"My friend's appearance
on the road
1755
01:28:16,482 --> 01:28:18,526
"was taken as a sign.
1756
01:28:18,608 --> 01:28:20,443
"A pact was made.
1757
01:28:20,527 --> 01:28:22,445
"Everyone's virginity must go,
1758
01:28:22,528 --> 01:28:25,072
"and he would be the chosen vessel.
1759
01:28:25,155 --> 01:28:27,074
"All virgins.
1760
01:28:27,156 --> 01:28:29,575
"All 18-year-olds.
1761
01:28:29,659 --> 01:28:31,077
"Uniforms.
1762
01:28:31,159 --> 01:28:35,830
"Nineteen 18-year-old
virgins in uniforms.
1763
01:28:35,913 --> 01:28:38,874
Straws were drawn,
and first up was Mona Farlow."
1764
01:28:40,917 --> 01:28:44,003
Fuck. Fuck!
1765
01:28:44,086 --> 01:28:46,046
Fuck.
1766
01:28:48,839 --> 01:28:52,593
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
1767
01:28:52,676 --> 01:28:56,137
Fuck, fuckity,
fuck, fuck, fuck.
1768
01:28:58,013 --> 01:29:00,349
Fuck.
1769
01:29:00,431 --> 01:29:03,810
Fuck. Fuck!
1770
01:29:03,892 --> 01:29:08,188
"It was a day my friend
would never forget."
1771
01:29:08,271 --> 01:29:09,939
Any changes
before we mail it in?
1772
01:29:10,022 --> 01:29:12,316
Please stop. I can't take it.
1773
01:29:13,942 --> 01:29:15,610
I'm curious.
Was there a lot of blood?
1774
01:29:19,112 --> 01:29:20,446
Sorry. Never mind. Wow!
1775
01:29:20,530 --> 01:29:22,407
- The ultimate male perversion.
- God!
1776
01:29:22,489 --> 01:29:23,824
You can die now.
1777
01:29:23,907 --> 01:29:25,868
Well, that seems
to be the problem.
1778
01:29:36,584 --> 01:29:38,794
Have I told you all
the good news?
1779
01:29:38,877 --> 01:29:40,336
I'm getting married.
1780
01:29:40,420 --> 01:29:42,505
The lucky gal's name
is Ethel Walters.
1781
01:29:42,588 --> 01:29:44,047
I hope you can all
make the wedding.
1782
01:29:44,131 --> 01:29:45,716
Ethel Walters?
1783
01:29:45,799 --> 01:29:46,800
Do we know her?
1784
01:29:46,883 --> 01:29:48,467
I don't know. Do you?
1785
01:29:48,551 --> 01:29:50,678
I really need to get in touch
with her right away.
1786
01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:52,971
Does the name ring a bell
with anyone?
1787
01:29:53,054 --> 01:29:55,348
Maybe you should lie back down.
1788
01:29:55,431 --> 01:29:56,849
Hey, you know what?
1789
01:29:56,932 --> 01:29:58,809
Where was the driver
in all this?
1790
01:29:58,892 --> 01:30:00,476
Because I get that
the church group chaperone
1791
01:30:00,560 --> 01:30:02,854
was on another bus,
but you can't tell me
1792
01:30:02,936 --> 01:30:04,479
they let the second group of girls
just transport themselves.
1793
01:30:04,563 --> 01:30:07,024
The driver, yeah.
1794
01:30:07,106 --> 01:30:09,901
I don't seem to r-
1795
01:30:09,984 --> 01:30:12,528
That's funny. The driver...
1796
01:30:12,611 --> 01:30:14,779
There's a whole lot of action
going on back here.
1797
01:30:14,862 --> 01:30:16,739
Figure I'd get myself a piece.
1798
01:30:16,822 --> 01:30:18,199
Now, now, you relax.
1799
01:30:18,281 --> 01:30:20,909
You skinny little white girls
ain't tattling on nobody.
1800
01:30:20,992 --> 01:30:21,492
Fuck!