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أخبار المساء مع كلير CHAZAL
قناة TF- 1
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مساء الخير، سيداتي وسادتي.
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قبل أن نصل
في أخبار أخرى، وأسارع إلى إبلاغ
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أن نتائج وضع
نهائيات هذا العام
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حطم كل الأرقام القياسية:
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86? من الطلاب
تلقى شهاداتهم!
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فاجأ، مررت!
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كيف باردة!
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كريستيان كلافيير
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بيير فرانسوا مارتن - لافال
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كيلو ADAM
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فرانسوا موريل
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ارنو Ducret
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Stefi سلمى
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ريمون بوشار
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بمشاركة
دومينيك بينون
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كتبه:
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بيير فرانسوا مارتين - لافال
وماتياس GAVARRI
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على أساس كوميدي "التعليم"
PICA وERROKA
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الموسيقى: DELUXE
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الموسيقى: ماتيو Gonet
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منتج
الرومانية رويتمان
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ضد النمو العام
الأداء
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حتى أكثر غير مفهومة القاتمة
سجل، الذي أنشأ
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صالة حفلات "جول فيري"
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in one small town .
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Worst Lyceum in France.
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I do not understand ...
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Students from normal families ...
Inexplicably !
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We have tried to help you.
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We even called
on the assistance of the best teachers.
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Expensive !
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And the result is still zero .
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12% passed the exam !
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Students prefer
trudge 30 kilometers ,
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but do not go in " Jules Ferry " !
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Minister instructed me to you !
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I have to improve for the year
passed the number to 50%,
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otherwise your Lyceum
will be closed , and I'm ...
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I do not know how to be ...
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Exactly .
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But my deputy believes
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there's a chance to save
your school and my chair .
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But last chance .
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This idea ... original.
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And not yet tested ? ..
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No, nowhere .
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And what is the idea that ...
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Our teachers - the best.
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Take the worst .
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I do not understand ...
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- Worst .
- Excuse me ?
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Worst teachers.
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About teachers , I understand, but that's ...
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Best failed
will try the worst .
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- The worst ?
- Yes, for the worst - the worst .
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This is silly ...
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We must believe !
Two negatives make an affirmative .
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- Yeah, but ...
- Here, you already agree .
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I found the stars !
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Gladys .
A rare gem !
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Excuse me ?
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We are looking for the station.
How to get there ?
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Okay, back to France ,
when learned .
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You are not yourself ?
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Kutir .
The genius of a kind!
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- Posture ! Posture !
- Anything can go.
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I can not go !
He does not hold a posture !
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Eric .
Very strong, even too much!
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Here , sports good for you !
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Close the trunk !
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- Teach others!
- I did not turn off ...
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Albert - champion
kicked him everywhere !
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My Portfolio ...
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Teach philosophy -
means to understand
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we do not understand anything
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and are unable to
understand our confusion.
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Maurice.
Came to us from Quebec !
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Amina , she is ... she ...
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Napoleon Bonaparte opened
pasta in 1796 ...
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Poloshon , my favorite!
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That you failed the exam
aptitude 18 times ?
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No, no ...
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Francis Huston , work
Ministry of Education.
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On the issue of May 68th
I have argued
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Napoleon's influence
on student demonstrations .
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- And to prove ?
- Yes ! But not to the examiners .
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They are incompetent !
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I give you a license ,
history teacher .
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50 % of graduates pass the exams,
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and consider all your
requests accepted.
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Academician laurels , anticipatory
pension , moving to the island ...
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Holiday in Austerlitz ?
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Wonderfully !
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And if you will not leave
and learns the press ?
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Nobody will know .
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And all will turn out .
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Lyceum " Jules Ferry "
beginning of school year
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MAD teaching
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director
Pierre- Francois Martin - Laval
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Ladies and gentlemen,
introduce you to new colleagues .
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They will be responsible
classes for graduation .
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This is a very serious challenge ,
but I am sure that they will ...
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I expect
that all of you will help them.
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We are here ...
ready for anything .
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Okay , get acquainted .
I'm Eric, gym teacher . I hope ...
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Let ?
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My name is Eric, I fizruk .
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You like sports ?
Sports day and night sport !
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I can turn around ?
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Quiet!
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Hi!
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My name is Gladys ,
I'm glad to meet you !
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Write down the name on the board.
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Well, introduce yourself .
You !
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My name is Quentin ,
'm seventeen.
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My name is Quentin ,
I'm seventeen .
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On! You !
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- This is it for me?
- I do not know .
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Rainbow .
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No, it's you.
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- I told you ...
- Go on!
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Yes ?
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Hello, my name
Peaches , I'm sixteen ,
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I skipped class because of the great
performance , I love English !
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- Madam , I'm not mistaken !
- It's so long!
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Excuse me, but I am against
your methods .
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You're late !
What's your name ?
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- Boulard .
- In English !
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Bulard .
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You got a problem , Boulard ?
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- No, sorry , I ...
- In English !
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I said ... I say ...
Forgive me , because I'm ...
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I was singing in the rain , you know ?
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Well, like - like ketchup , mustard .
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Paris Hilton , you know ?
There ...
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New York City, Chinatown,
barbecue sauce .
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Know all there - wow !
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Yes, we can !
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Dolt !
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Do not even think
fool around with me !
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Okay, next!
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And how is he?
Kissing ? Was tender ?
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Sorry I'm late ,
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but in flip flops
walk up the stairs very difficult.
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So, to begin to imagine.
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Weirdo ...
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