111401:50:08,036 --> 01:50:11,790-

1114
01:50:08,036 --> 01:50:11,790
- That's what we're hopin'.
- You won't get away with this.

1115
01:50:12,707 --> 01:50:16,545
Move to the door, Mata Bond.
You are a prisoner of Smersh.

1116
01:50:16,670 --> 01:50:21,383
We already have most of your father's
agents here. You will complete the set.

1117
01:50:29,933 --> 01:50:33,603
- Looks like a Smersh convention.
- Le directeur wishes to see you.

1118
01:50:33,687 --> 01:50:37,691
- It is about your daughter.
- Tactic 4B if necessary.

1119
01:50:40,444 --> 01:50:42,904
I will tell him you are here.

1120
01:51:12,893 --> 01:51:14,936
Hold it! Back up.

1121
01:51:17,731 --> 01:51:19,775
Face the curtains!

1122
01:51:20,525 --> 01:51:22,569
March!

1123
01:51:23,445 --> 01:51:27,282
You are now entering
the Smersh headquarters of Dr Noah.

1124
01:51:28,533 --> 01:51:30,577
Tactic 33A.

1125
01:51:34,790 --> 01:51:36,833
Now!

1126
01:51:59,940 --> 01:52:03,527
Operation James Bond completed.

1127
01:52:03,610 --> 01:52:06,404
Dr Noah, I presume.
Why don't you come out and face me?

1128
01:52:06,488 --> 01:52:08,949
Because you are going to
come in and face me.

1129
01:52:09,032 --> 01:52:11,076
Sir!

1130
01:52:12,702 --> 01:52:14,746
Moneypenny!

1131
01:52:38,603 --> 01:52:42,190
This is an historic day
in our saga, Sir James.

1132
01:52:43,191 --> 01:52:47,487
The day Smersh finally eliminated
the original James Bond.

1133
01:52:47,821 --> 01:52:51,324
- His world will soon follow.
- This is all very impressive.

1134
01:52:51,408 --> 01:52:55,328
You might be even more impressed
to meet one of my 1,000 doubles.

1135
01:52:58,748 --> 01:53:02,794
Waiting for the moment when
I command them to take over the world.

1136
01:53:03,336 --> 01:53:05,630
It's fantastic. May I take a closer look?

1137
01:53:06,131 --> 01:53:08,341
It's quite perfect.

1138
01:53:24,357 --> 01:53:27,360
- Good Lord! It's my nephew.
- Jimmy Bond?

1139
01:53:27,486 --> 01:53:32,365
This explains the Caribbean assignment.
Is this some kind of a joke?

1140
01:53:34,493 --> 01:53:37,579
- He can't speak!
- Never could in my presence.

1141
01:53:37,662 --> 01:53:41,666
Psychological block he's had since
childhood, based on hero worship.

1142
01:53:41,750 --> 01:53:45,796
- He's Dr Noah?
- My nephew the head of Smersh?

1143
01:53:46,088 --> 01:53:51,134
I have been bombed, bullied and baited
out of retirement to deal with you?

1144
01:53:51,259 --> 01:53:54,346
- Do you suppose he's a junkie?
- Leave this to me.

1145
01:53:54,471 --> 01:53:58,517
Now, Jimmy, as your uncle
I really must insist...

1146
01:53:58,600 --> 01:54:01,937
- What is it?
- He's put a sheet of glass between us.

1147
01:54:08,068 --> 01:54:12,114
I never should have let Nellie
send him to progressive school.

1148
01:54:14,282 --> 01:54:15,909
What's that?

1149
01:54:15,992 --> 01:54:20,956
Dr Noah's bacillus? Now, Jimmy,
even you wouldn't release germ warfare.

1150
01:54:21,498 --> 01:54:26,128
Handle these capsules with care.
Dr Noah's bacillus is highly contagious.

1151
01:54:26,253 --> 01:54:30,006
When distributed in the atmosphere
it will make all women beautiful

1152
01:54:30,090 --> 01:54:32,551
and destroy all men over 4ft 6.

1153
01:54:32,676 --> 01:54:37,139
- Please handle these capsules with care.
- So that's your plan, huh?

1154
01:54:37,222 --> 01:54:42,018
A world full of beautiful women
and all men shorter than yourself.

1155
01:54:56,575 --> 01:55:01,538
Good evening. All this just to make up
for your feeling of sexual inferiority?

1156
01:55:12,007 --> 01:55:15,177
I'm beginning to think
you're a trifle neurotic.

1157
01:55:35,947 --> 01:55:40,035
Maybe you can explain. Why was I
abducted and subjected to this?

1158
01:55:40,410 --> 01:55:45,123
Because, of all Uncle James's 007s,
you're the most beautiful and desirable.

1159
01:55:45,248 --> 01:55:47,876
Do you treat
all the girls you desire this way?

1160
01:55:47,959 --> 01:55:51,713
Yes! I undress them and tie them up.
I learned that in the Boy Scouts.

1161
01:55:51,838 --> 01:55:56,093
Let me ask you a question.
Do I appear menacing to you at all?

1162
01:55:56,176 --> 01:55:59,096
- What are you laughing at?
- Nothing. I just think...

1163
01:55:59,179 --> 01:56:02,933
Did you see yourself in the mirror lately?
I think you should.

1164
01:56:03,016 --> 01:56:07,646
You are a wretched, grotesque,
ridiculous, insignificant little monster.

1165
01:56:07,771 --> 01:56:12,067
Are you saying to me that you find
Uncle James more attractive than I am?

1166
01:56:12,150 --> 01:56:15,821
Uncle James? He's a real man. Wow!

1167
01:56:15,946 --> 01:56:19,699
Do you realise that anything
Uncle James can do I can do better?

1168
01:56:19,825 --> 01:56:22,202
That will be the day.

1169
01:57:13,253 --> 01:57:15,964
You're crazy. You are absolutely crazy.

1170
01:57:16,298 --> 01:57:20,218
- They called Einstein crazy.
- No one ever called Einstein crazy.

1171
01:57:20,343 --> 01:57:24,473
- They would have if he behaved like this.
- People respected Einstein.

1172
01:57:24,556 --> 01:57:28,059
Einstein could never have conceived
of something like this.

1173
01:57:28,143 --> 01:57:32,689
It looks like an aspirin, it tastes
like an aspirin, but it's not an aspirin.

1174
01:57:32,773 --> 01:57:37,903
- It's cyanide.
- This pill contains 400 tiny time pills.

1175
01:57:37,986 --> 01:57:41,573
They go off in the body,
forming a chain reaction,

1176
01:57:41,698 --> 01:57:44,242
and turn the person
into a walking atomic bomb.

1177
01:57:44,367 --> 01:57:47,454
Einstein's bomb was crude.
This is brilliant.

1178
01:57:47,829 --> 01:57:49,873
It's crude to tie up women.

1179
01:57:50,081 --> 01:57:53,168
In a week it'll be
April Fools' Day, my birthday.

1180
01:57:53,293 --> 01:57:58,340
All world leaders will be assassinated
and my doubles will take their places.

1181
01:57:58,423 --> 01:58:00,967
In five days' time
I'll be ruler of the Earth.

1182
01:58:01,968 --> 01:58:05,555
- How would you like to be my co-ruler?
- Why not?

1183
01:58:05,680 --> 01:58:09,101
- Why not? You hate me.
- I don't know.

1184
01:58:09,184 --> 01:58:12,521
I'm beginning to wonder
if the real genius of the Bond family

1185
01:58:12,604 --> 01:58:15,315
is not right here in the room with me now.

1186
01:58:16,399 --> 01:58:18,610
- Why don't you unlock me?
- Yes, I will.

1187
01:58:18,693 --> 01:58:21,696
I'll unlock you immediately
and we'll run amok.

1188
01:58:21,822 --> 01:58:24,282
If you're too tired, we'll walk amok.

1189
01:58:24,407 --> 01:58:28,328
I'm so sorry for all the things I said.
I didn't really mean it.

1190
01:58:28,453 --> 01:58:33,166
- Here. Slip into this.
- Just a moment. Be careful.

1191
01:58:33,291 --> 01:58:35,585
Yes. I don't want to
damage any of your parts.

1192
01:58:35,710 --> 01:58:37,754
Thanks.

1193
01:58:40,173 --> 01:58:41,800
Thank you.

1194
01:58:41,883 --> 01:58:46,054
Now, turn yourself like a nice fool
while I slip this on.

1195
01:58:46,138 --> 01:58:48,181
Yes. Yes, I'll wait over here.

1196
01:58:48,306 --> 01:58:52,686
This'll show Sir James once and for all
which of us has the perfect body.

1197
01:58:52,769 --> 01:58:55,313
The poor boob! Hurry, my dear.

1198
01:58:55,439 --> 01:58:58,066
I have great plans for us.

1199
01:59:00,652 --> 01:59:04,322
It's vaporised lysergic acid.
It's highly explosive.

1200
01:59:06,283 --> 01:59:09,536
You are now entering
Dr Noah's personal aircraft

1201
01:59:09,619 --> 01:59:12,873
where our beloved leader
has assembled a collection

1202
01:59:12,998 --> 01:59:15,709
of the world's
most distinguished doubles.

1203
01:59:15,792 --> 01:59:20,088
Dr Noah's jet orbital space plane
welcomes you aboard.

1204
01:59:20,839 --> 01:59:25,719
A great likeness, isn't she?
I copied her right down to the last...

1205
01:59:25,802 --> 01:59:30,265
The two of us have had some profoundly
moving religious experiences.

1206
01:59:30,390 --> 01:59:34,227
How do you like this place? I had a
decorator help me, but I worked with her.

1207
01:59:34,352 --> 01:59:37,105
Your leader
has remoulded ordinary agents

1208
01:59:37,189 --> 01:59:42,319
into replicas of the world's greatest
figures in culture, politics and the arts.

1209
01:59:42,444 --> 01:59:45,614
- Look! They're uncovered!
- These are not doubles.

1210
01:59:45,739 --> 01:59:49,826
These are the real people. I've already
substituted my robots for them.

1211
01:59:49,910 --> 01:59:54,456
At this very minute the world is being
ruled by duplicates under my control.

1212
01:59:54,539 --> 01:59:56,833
Well, that explains a lot of things.

1213
01:59:56,917 --> 01:59:59,544
Your rain-cooled Taittinger, sir.

1214
01:59:59,628 --> 02:00:01,671
The drink!

1215
02:00:03,298 --> 02:00:05,425
And for you.

1216
02:00:05,550 --> 02:00:10,889
Think of it. A world free of
poverty and pestilence and war.

1217
02:00:10,972 --> 02:00:13,350
A world where all men are created equal.

1218
02:00:13,433 --> 02:00:16,770
Where a man, no matter how short,
can score with a top broad.

1219
02:00:16,895 --> 02:00:21,149
Where each man, regardless of race,
creed, colour, gets free dental work

1220
02:00:21,233 --> 02:00:25,153
and a chance of subscription-buying
all the good things in life.