{54980}{55027}My name is Timothy. I'll be your|waiter tonight.
{55032}{55075}Can I start anyone off with a|beverage?
{55076}{55119}I'd like a Long Island iced tea,|please.
{55120}{55165}Is that a good idea for the baby?
{55169}{55249}This baby owes its life to Long Island|iced teas, if you know what I mean.
{55253}{55285}Lots of ice.
{55289}{55343}- I'll have a Diet Coke.|- Diet Coke.
{55347}{55420}I'll have a Diet Coke ...or maybe a|real Coke.
{55424}{55501}- Do you have Bananas Foster?|- No, we don't.
{55505}{55559}Someone told me you had|Bananas Foster here.
{55563}{55607}I'm sorry, no.
{55643}{55699}It's impossible to find Bananas|Foster.
{55703}{55785}Maybe they'll make it for you if you|describe it to them.
{55789}{55825}What about the sauce?
{55827}{55881}You think they just have Bananas Foster|sauce lying around in the kitchen...
{55885}{55923}but they don't put it on the|menu?
{55928}{56031}I appreciate you both deciding to|meet me.
{56035}{56067}You, not her.
{56071}{56117}Because we have a lot to talk|about...
{56121}{56189}a lot of reasons why you're going|back to Indiana.
{56193}{56248}I'm not going back.
{56252}{56300}You're sixteen, you're pregnant.
{56304}{56387}Matt, you can't support her on what|you make at that job.
{56392}{56425}Tell me about it.
{56429}{56511}Matt doesn't wanna get legal,|but you two were kind of man and wife.
{56515}{56567}So I figure he deserves half of what|you have.
{56572}{56631}- Are you serious?|- That's not gonna happen.
{56636}{56693}What about the ten thousand dollars|he stole?
{56697}{56732}He was entitled to that.
{56736}{56793}I'm really sorry about that, Bill.
{56797}{56857}You fucked up, and you're gonna have|to pay it back.
{56861}{56916}This is not about us giving you|money.
{56920}{57001}I'll tell you what this is about,|this is about timing.
{57005}{57075}This is about trimesters, and you|know what I'm talking about.
{57079}{57130}I want her to go back to school,|too.
{57168}{57230}You made a big mistake coming here|today, you know that?
{57231}{57290}You really should've stayed at home|and let Matt come...
{57292}{57346}and do your dirty work for you.|'Cause let me tell you something...
{57348}{57409}I have taught|high school girls for 15 years...
{57413}{57463}and pregnancy is one of my|specialties.
{57468}{57503}And looking at you...
{57505}{57577}you are at least five months pregnant,|five and a half even.
{57581}{57671}There is no way that this is Matt's|baby.
{57675}{57756}Here we go...Long Island iced tea...
{57760}{57805}Diet Coke...
{57809}{57920}Diet Coke...and a regular Coke.
{58015}{58073}I think you're crazy. She's crazy.|Let's go.
{58077}{58141}- You're three months in, right?|- When she met you, maybe.
{58145}{58183}So I put on a little weight.
{58187}{58235}Besides, what would you know|about being pregnant?
{58236}{58277}It's not like you've ever been.
{58281}{58319}She eats all the time.
{58324}{58409}It's not your baby. It's some other|idiot's baby.
{58413}{58521}Probably with an eighth grade education|and a trunk full of Waco pamphlets.
{58525}{58583}You don't owe her or this baby|anything.
{58587}{58653}What is your problem?
{58657}{58697}Is it Matt's?
{58809}{58905}It's her baby, isn't it?|Whoever the father is.
{58909}{58980}I don't know where you get off saying|I don't owe my wife's baby anything.
{58984}{59017}Your wife?
{59021}{59101}We got married...in Vegas.
{59145}{59213}I can't wear the ring 'cause I'm all|swollen up.
{59217}{59257}But it's really nice.
{59261}{59339}Color, clarity, carat --|the three C's of diamond buying.
{59343}{59454}Who's the father? He has rights and|responsibilities.
{59459}{59513}My stepfather, if you wanna know.
{59517}{59576}And the only responsibility he has|is to rot in his grave...
{59577}{59676}which I hope he's living up to.|Does that make you feel any better?
{59680}{59758}I don't believe you. I think|you'd say just about anything.
{59763}{59846}In fact, maybe you should say something|to the police. That would be nice.
{59851}{59909}It would clear your name, finally...
{59959}{59993}Where are the ashes?
{59997}{60041}Don't worry, they're ziplocked.
{60045}{60111}If you want them back, you'll stop|following us...
{60115}{60171}you'll cover our expenses,|and you'll leave us alone.
{60175}{60209}Come on, Matt, let's go.
{60213}{60264}- I didn't know--|- Come on !
{60345}{60391}Grab them, get them.
{60396}{60435}Dedee, listen to me.
{60439}{60500}- Bill, don't grab her!|- Shut up, Matt!
{60504}{60577}I want my brother's ashes back, you|heartless little bitch.
{60581}{60625}That's me, Lucia, heartless.
{60629}{60672}What body part are you missing?
{60755}{60777}The urn...
{60781}{60825}- I'm sorry, I don't have a problem.|- Do you want your check?
{60829}{60885}No, we're all set here.
{60889}{60949}Take that. Thank you.
{60985}{61017}Can you go faster?
{61021}{61065}I'm going fast enough. I'm not gonna|break the speed limit.
{61069}{61134}- They are. They're gonna get away.|- They're not gonna get away.
{61139}{61187}They're just ashes, you know what|I'm saying?
{61192}{61251}Who knows if they're really Tom 's|anyway?
{61256}{61319}Do you really think they keep them|separate?
{61323}{61392}Go ahead and hate me|for stealing them if you want.
{61396}{61473}But look at these guys. They've|never had more fun in their lives.
{61477}{61529}He's taking us in circles, this is|what he's doing.
{61533}{61585}These are teachers, remember.
{61589}{61653}It's this or clapping erasers in|South Bend.
{61775}{61839}- I can't believe you did that!|- What was I supposed to do?
{61843}{61900}They actually live here?
{61935}{62009}- Now what?|- You want the ashes back or not?
{62013}{62089}I wanted to divvy them up, remember?
{62093}{62145}Just in case something like this|happened.
{62149}{62191}I don't know why I didn't see this|coming.
{62195}{62227}You don't have to be sarcastic.
{62231}{62267}I say we wait.
{62271}{62325}He'll get up and go to work in the|morning...
{62329}{62413}she'll go out looking for fucking|Bananas Franklin, whatever--
{62417}{62457}They're called Foster.
{62461}{62544}And we'll go in there, break in and|get them.
{62548}{62601}Great, our first felony.
{62605}{62665}I can get you a cab back to the|hotel.
{62669}{62709}Stop it.
{63737}{63807}- I'm sorry.|- That's all right, that's all right.
{63849}{63945}Oh, my god...did I drool?
{63949}{63997}It'll dry, don't worry about it.
{64001}{64089}Usually I have to be up a few more|hours before I'm humiliated.
{64217}{64293}My god, she's a human tabloid.
{64297}{64339}Where's Matt?
{64343}{64397}You see his car?
{64401}{64436}No.
{64665}{64713}This neighborhood is awful.
{64793}{64835}What are you doing?
{64929}{64969}God damn it.
{65276}{65301}What?
{65305}{65385}I think we found the father... of|the next one, anyway.
{65609}{65657}That can't be good for the baby.
{65661}{65721}Not only that, she's gonna smoke a|cigarette after.
{65785}{65843}I hate to say it, but poor Matt.
{65847}{65891}He made his bed, he can lie in it.
{65896}{65928}If there's room.
{66105}{66157}It's not gonna do you any good.|I've looked everywhere.
{66161}{66208}You sure he didn't just lose it|like you said?
{66212}{66275}I was watching him the whole|time he was in the casino.
{66279}{66335}Besides, he's too wimpy to gamble|it.
{66339}{66384}They're talking about your money.
{66388}{66425}I'm hungry. Let's go.
{66429}{66459}Dedee, I told you to keep the door|locked.
{66459}{66505}Dedee, I told you to keep the door|locked.
{66633}{66681}I thought you weren't supposed to be|home till two.
{66685}{66775}I quit. We're gonna go home. Who's|he?
{66780}{66821}Randy Cates. Pleased to meet you.
{66825}{66869}Fuck off.
{66873}{66921}He's a friend from home. He just|came in to take a shower.
{66925}{66973}You know what that's like after a|long drive.
{66977}{67013}You think I'm stupid?
{67017}{67065}What did you mean about us going|home?
{67069}{67141}'Cause this isn't right,|this isn't how it should be.
{67143}{67185}You don't take people's ashes.
{67189}{67247}It's bad enough that we took the|money.
{67251}{67332}- You took the money.|- And I'm gonna give it back.
{67336}{67419}I mean, you know, what's left of it.
{67424}{67483}See? I told you he was lying to me.
{67488}{67545}You didn't lose the money in Vegas.|Where is it?
{67593}{67657}You're not getting it. It's for the|baby.
{67661}{67747}I meant what I said.|I don't care who the father is...
{67751}{67811}I wanna raise this child. So|should you.